En este post os contaré (panda de gafapastas y pagafantas) como nos hemos compuesto la mejor versión de 99 problems ever.
Pero primero, THIS.
Obedece al gato, prueba drogas fuertes, vende tu cuerpo en las calles, chaos reigns
Era una hermosa tarde de verano cuando… bueno no, fue esta madrugada, estábamos los desocupados habituales con problemas de insomnio en Twitter (escribo esto a las 4 de la mañana, no duermo, que alguien me dispare) entro a Facebook y encuentro este estado de Idreamofrobots
Me causó gracia por que toda la tarde había estado teniendo problemas con mi ISP, el cual falla cada vez que caen dos gotas de lluvia sobre esta ciudad (maldito país de mierda, tercermundismo de la re-puta madre =3). Entonces respondí.
El resto es historia. We Fucked shit up, srsly. El cover lírico mas ñoño de 99 problems desde que esto existe.
No es perfecto pero por momentos sale muy bien, fuck year. Play al vídeo y ya.
[@idreamofrobots]
If you havin’ URL problems I feel bad for you, son. I got 99 problems but DNS ain’t one.
[@Nervioso]
II got the A record on the anti-DDoS
Hackers that wanna make sure my website’s closed
Twitter critics they say he’s “pictures links blogs”
I’m from myspace stupid, what type of facts are those.[@idreamofrobots]
If you grew up with geocities or with yahoo
You’d be celebrating the crappy design you think was OSOM
I’m like designers you can kiss my whole grid-hole
If you don’t like my animated gifs you can go and fap on Yaoi[@nervioso]
(aquí me comí una frase =3)
They don’t reblog my posts i don’t give a shit SO
Pr0n sites try and use my geek ass
So advertisers can give ‘em more cash for livecam ads, n00bs!
I don’t know what you take me as,
Or understand the intelligence that @Nervioso has
I’m from blogspot to typepad /b/ros I ain’t hi5
I got 99 problems but DNS ain’t one
Google me![@idreamofrobots]
The year’s ‘94 and I’m stuck with DOS
In my geocites guestbook is the mother fuckin’ cyber patrol
I got two choices y’all stop over the site or (hmmm)
Bounce on the Internet Relay Chat and call to 4chan
Now I ain’t tryin’ to see no interbez legal fight with a banned IP.
Plus i got over 9000 proxies i can elude the n00bz
So I…put a “Under Cronstruction” gif in my homesite
I read a post “Son do you know why I’m spamming you for?”
Cause I’m young and I’m nerd and my site is all about /b/ reposts?
Do I look like a troll sir, I don’t know
Am I under a protected IP or should I move behind a chinesse firewall’?
“Well you was posting some kidd pr0n in a Vatican DDoS “
“Domain and hosting registration and shut down the site”
“Are you saving’ kids pr0n, I know a lot of you are”
I ain’t shouting down my shit all my post are legit
“Well, do you mind if I hack round the server in search of gore?”
Well my files and folders are under SSL so are the backup drives
And I know I have 755 permissions so you gon’ need a h4xx0r for that
Aren’t you /b/etard or a Oekake user, you some type of power user or something’?”
“Or some Twitter celebrity or somethin’?”
Nah, I ain’t bypass the firewall but I spam round a little bit
Enough that you won’t illegally index my crappy site
“We’ll see how n00b you are when the RIAA come”
I got 99 problems but DNS ain’t one.
Bing me![@nervioso]
Now once upon a time not too long ago
A l33t like myself had to pwn some n00bs
This is not a n00b in the sense of havin a troll
But a troll havin no Torvalds Damn sense, try to hack me
I tried to ignore him and talk to mods
Put the banhammer on him, cause some scriptkiddies just love to PWN4G3
You know the type loud as a CP site
But wouldn’t bust an account on a DDoS fight
The only thing that’s gonna happen is I’ma get to code typing
He and his /b/tards gona be emailing to m00t
And there I go trapped in the board wars again
Back through the system with the BIOS again
/b/rothers on the threads posting hot traps again
Camwhores with their cameras snappin theirselfs
m00t tried to give me perma-ban again
Half-a-mil twitter followers coz I post pr0n everyday
All because this n00b didnt know how to triforce
Tryin to play the oldfag like hes HaXXor
But i’m behind 7 proxies when i troll with gore
I got 99 problems but DNS ain’t one
Tweet me!
[coro x 3]
You’re crazy for this one @Ensayista!
It’s your boy!
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Somos muy ñoños, que diosito nos cuide, Adios bobos.
