Para los fans, 52 Wallpapers 2880×1800 de Dragon Ball. No tengo la fuente del artista, pero en cuanto la consiga l pongo aquí.
Is this the real life?
Is this just fantasy?
Caught in a backfired blitzkrieg
No escape from reality
Open your eyes
Look up to the luftwaffe and see
I’m just a nazi, I need no sympathy
Because I’m easy come, easy go
little high, little low
Anyway the tanks go, doesn’t really matter for me, for me
Eva, i just invaded russia
Put my forces against the reds
Ordered them to fire, but now they’re dead
Eva, the reich has just begun
But now I’ve gone and thrown it all away
Eva, ooo
Didn’t mean to make you cry
If we don’t take stalingrad this time tomorrow
Gas on, gas on, as if nothing really matters
It’s too late, my time has come
Sends shivers down my spine
Body’s aching all the time
Goodbye everybody -- I’ve got to go
Gotta leave you all behind and face the truth
Eva, ooo
I don’t want to die
I sometimes wish I’d never invaded poland at all
I see a little silhouetto of a Himmler
Heil Hitler!, heil Hitler!, will you be going to your bunker?
Confined spaces and little lighting -- very very frightening to me
Goebbels, Goebbels,
Goebbels, Goebbels,
Joseph Goebbels -- Go-o-o-oreat
I’m just a nazi Führer nobody loves me
He’s just a nazi Führer from a nazi family
Spare him his life from this russian monstrosity
Easy come easy go -- will you let me gas
It’s the LAW! No -- we will not let you gas -- let him gas
It’s the LAW! We will not let you gas -- let him gas
It’s the LAW! We will not let you gas -- let me gas
Will not let you gas -- let me gas
Never
Never let you gas -- let me gas
Never let me ga -- aas
No, no, no, no, no, no, no -
Oh my Eva, my Eva, my Eva let me gas
Stalin has the KGB put aside for me
for me
for me
for me
So you think you can shoot me and spit in my eye?
So you think you can gove me a cyanide pill and leave me to die?
Oh baby -- can’t do this to me baby
Just gotta get out -- just gotta get right outta germany
Ooh yeah, ooh yeah
Nothing really matters
Anyone can see
Nothing really matters, nothing really matters, to a nazi like me…
YOU MAY AS WELL GIMME YOUR KEY TO YOUR FRONT DOOR
IM GOING TO GET INTO YOUR SYSTEM.
IM GOING TO GET MY HANDS ON YOUR DATA.
I’LL PROBABLY HAVE MORE ACCESS TO MORE AREAS OF YOUR COMPUTER NETWORK, THAN MOST EMPLOYEES.AND TRUST ME….
IM GOING TO TAKE ADVANTAGE OF IT.
Mi rostro después de ver este vídeo.
Me siento profundamente violado por los carnosos labios de este sensual hacker y sus amenazas con respecto a poner sus manos sobre mi preciada data.
En este post os contaré (panda de gafapastas y pagafantas) como nos hemos compuesto la mejor versión de 99 problems ever.
Pero primero, THIS.
Obedece al gato, prueba drogas fuertes, vende tu cuerpo en las calles, chaos reigns
Era una hermosa tarde de verano cuando… bueno no, fue esta madrugada, estábamos los desocupados habituales con problemas de insomnio en Twitter (escribo esto a las 4 de la mañana, no duermo, que alguien me dispare) entro a Facebook y encuentro este estado de Idreamofrobots
Me causó gracia por que toda la tarde había estado teniendo problemas con mi ISP, el cual falla cada vez que caen dos gotas de lluvia sobre esta ciudad (maldito país de mierda, tercermundismo de la re-puta madre =3). Entonces respondí.
El resto es historia. We Fucked shit up, srsly. El cover lírico mas ñoño de 99 problems desde que esto existe.
No es perfecto pero por momentos sale muy bien, fuck year. Play al vídeo y ya.
[@idreamofrobots]
If you havin’ URL problems I feel bad for you, son. I got 99 problems but DNS ain’t one.
[@Nervioso]
II got the A record on the anti-DDoS
Hackers that wanna make sure my website’s closed
Twitter critics they say he’s “pictures links blogs”
I’m from myspace stupid, what type of facts are those.[@idreamofrobots]
If you grew up with geocities or with yahoo
You’d be celebrating the crappy design you think was OSOM
I’m like designers you can kiss my whole grid-hole
If you don’t like my animated gifs you can go and fap on Yaoi[@nervioso]
(aquí me comí una frase =3)
They don’t reblog my posts i don’t give a shit SO
Pr0n sites try and use my geek ass
So advertisers can give ‘em more cash for livecam ads, n00bs!
I don’t know what you take me as,
Or understand the intelligence that @Nervioso has
I’m from blogspot to typepad /b/ros I ain’t hi5
I got 99 problems but DNS ain’t one
Google me![@idreamofrobots]
The year’s ‘94 and I’m stuck with DOS
In my geocites guestbook is the mother fuckin’ cyber patrol
I got two choices y’all stop over the site or (hmmm)
Bounce on the Internet Relay Chat and call to 4chan
Now I ain’t tryin’ to see no interbez legal fight with a banned IP.
Plus i got over 9000 proxies i can elude the n00bz
So I…put a “Under Cronstruction” gif in my homesite
I read a post “Son do you know why I’m spamming you for?”
Cause I’m young and I’m nerd and my site is all about /b/ reposts?
Do I look like a troll sir, I don’t know
Am I under a protected IP or should I move behind a chinesse firewall’?
“Well you was posting some kidd pr0n in a Vatican DDoS “
“Domain and hosting registration and shut down the site”
“Are you saving’ kids pr0n, I know a lot of you are”
I ain’t shouting down my shit all my post are legit
“Well, do you mind if I hack round the server in search of gore?”
Well my files and folders are under SSL so are the backup drives
And I know I have 755 permissions so you gon’ need a h4xx0r for that
Aren’t you /b/etard or a Oekake user, you some type of power user or something’?”
“Or some Twitter celebrity or somethin’?”
Nah, I ain’t bypass the firewall but I spam round a little bit
Enough that you won’t illegally index my crappy site
“We’ll see how n00b you are when the RIAA come”
I got 99 problems but DNS ain’t one.
Bing me![@nervioso]
Now once upon a time not too long ago
A l33t like myself had to pwn some n00bs
This is not a n00b in the sense of havin a troll
But a troll havin no Torvalds Damn sense, try to hack me
I tried to ignore him and talk to mods
Put the banhammer on him, cause some scriptkiddies just love to PWN4G3
You know the type loud as a CP site
But wouldn’t bust an account on a DDoS fight
The only thing that’s gonna happen is I’ma get to code typing
He and his /b/tards gona be emailing to m00t
And there I go trapped in the board wars again
Back through the system with the BIOS again
/b/rothers on the threads posting hot traps again
Camwhores with their cameras snappin theirselfs
m00t tried to give me perma-ban again
Half-a-mil twitter followers coz I post pr0n everyday
All because this n00b didnt know how to triforce
Tryin to play the oldfag like hes HaXXor
But i’m behind 7 proxies when i troll with gore
I got 99 problems but DNS ain’t one
Tweet me!
[coro x 3]
You’re crazy for this one @Ensayista!
It’s your boy!
PICS OR IT NEVER HAPPENED >
Somos muy ñoños, que diosito nos cuide, Adios bobos.
1 et venit unus de septem angelis qui habebant septem fialas et locutus est mecum dicens veni ostendam tibi damnationem meretricis magnae quae sedet super aquas multas 2 cum qua fornicati sunt reges terrae et inebriati sunt qui inhabitant terram de vino prostitutionis eius 3 et abstulit me in desertum in spiritu et vidi mulierem sedentem super bestiam coccineam plenam nominibus blasphemiae habentem capita septem et cornua decem 4 et mulier erat circumdata purpura et coccino et inaurata auro et lapide pretioso et margaritis habens poculum aureum in manu sua plenum abominationum et inmunditia fornicationis eius 5 et in fronte eius nomen scriptum mysterium Babylon magna mater fornicationum et abominationum terrae 6 et vidi mulierem ebriam de sanguine sanctorum et de sanguine martyrum Iesu et miratus sum cum vidissem illam admiratione magna 7 et dixit mihi angelus quare miraris ego tibi dicam sacramentum mulieris et bestiae quae portat eam quae habet capita septem et decem cornua
Gracias dios por compensar el martirio del cual padezco todos los días en este mundo lleno de idiotas haciendo que personas como Neill Cameron encuentren modos cada vez mas brillantes de perder el tiempo con su deslumbrante frikismo.
De la A a la Z, el alfabeto definitivo de los ñoños.
[nota: No está en orden, nombredearchivofail.jpg y me da pereza renombrarlos]
This is an audio-reactive algorithmic visual art piece that uses the concept of charged particles and flocking to simulate a organism that is alive and composed of micro-organisms. The movement is rather pleasing thus I decided to exhibit the algorithm in a rather catchy video art fashion.
-So, I skateboard for the lord?
-YOU DO EVERYTHING FOR THE LORD (bitch ass nigger)
De paso, 2:24= El mejor momento en la televisión afroamericana de toda la historia.
Bitches don’t know about ma Erik Ellington.
